hey guys I know its the middle of the night and im currently robbing you but I just heard a spooky noise in your kitchen and now im scared… can I sleep in here with you guys?
Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word
*grabs my own ass* nice
Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs
“Oh shit she’s pissed, better ignore her for a few hours and make her even angrier”
Like every fucking guy I swear to god (via paralacking)