fartgallery:

hey guys I know its the middle of the night and im currently robbing you but I just heard a spooky noise in your kitchen and now im scared… can I sleep in here with you guys?

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shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

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punacceptable:

*grabs my own ass* nice

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vorfreudde:

Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

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“Oh shit she’s pissed, better ignore her for a few hours and make her even angrier”

Like every fucking guy I swear to god (via paralacking)

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